I can bet my sweet what? The rest of you may have problems of a more transient nature. Sounds pretty uncomfortable! Things are still going great with you and you should have the luck of the Irish at the beginning of the month. I know how much you like to stick to the traditional way of doing things, but later on it might be a good thing for you to try something a little strange.
Just kick back and let some new ideas seep into your mind no matter how repugnant that concept may seem to you.